We Wish You a Merry Christmas! (Video)

Hey. Over here under the tree. Hi. I'm super excited to be in my new home, and boy, I've been on a journey to end up here. It all started far away in a bustling workshop full of blinky baby machines. I woke up, someone gave me a high five, and I met a whole bunch of brand new friends. Hey, friend. We were snuggled together nice and cozy. I was living the dream and on my way. We left the land, we crossed the ocean, and that's when it happened. A big, bright, shiny, red truck was waiting for us. She was so beautiful, we called her Big Red. I've heard stories of boxes who'd been carried away this time of year by a magical red chariot, but I never thought I would be so lucky. They must have known how far we came because they sent us all for a super relaxing massage. Then I was off again, rolling across the country. I saw sand and I saw snow, and I went through a big long tunnel. That's where I went from around the world to here. They wrapped me up all pretty and put me under the tree. And wouldn't you know it? Last night, the big guy himself even showed up. Santa. It's been quite the journey, and it was all leading up to this moment. I can't wait to see their faces when they open me up. Here they come. Shh. This is gonna be great.